Uncle Fester: SPARK AND SMOKE
(Lapsang souchong tea, scotch)
Ahh, do you smell that scent, children? Smoke and powder, just like the air after a good explosion. Though in this case, it comes from ten ounces of lapsang and two ounces of good scotch, which is why you won’t be having this until you’re older.
 Much like Grandmama, Fester’s heritage has shifted considerably over the years. In the original 1960s series, Uncle Fester was Morticia’s uncle and Hester Frump’s brother, making his surname the same as her maiden name (which is never mentioned in the series). In the 1990s movies, however, Fester is Gomez’s brother, making him Pugsley and Wednesday’s uncle rather than Morticia’s, and he is clearly referred to as ‘Fester Addams’ several times. Since he is consistently called ‘Uncle Fester’ in each, that is the name used here.